Tuesday, August 27, 2002 will forever be a hallowed day for the Minions of Ultimate Drew, for it is the day that Our Most Gracious and Good Leader revealed to us the Six Secrets of Minionship on the Bronze:Beta.
Minions everywhere know, love, and live by these special words:
It is I, your leader. Please keep these simple things in mind:
1. You are my Minions. This makes you better than other people.
Every little bit helps.