"We have a secret handshake now. Make sure you learn it. If you need to, practice on a mannequin or a small, unassuming man. Or a priest of some sort."
- Our Leader at the Bronze:Beta, Sept. 24, 2002
On Tuesday, Sept. 24, 2002, Our Most Gracious and Fantabulous Leader came up with an ingenious method of identifying fellow Minions: the secret handshake. Memorize and practice the secret handshake, for it may save your life one day.
Here are the instructions, in the words of Ultimate Drew himself:
I’ve been thinking about it – I think we need a Minion handshake. And it should be secret, but that’ll be hard to do with everyone here watching us. Okay, so everyone who’s not a Minion stop reading right now.