"Minions, as always, you are the reason I get up in the morning. Without you, I am merely a minion-less amazingly talented writer man-god. So, good thing I have you. "
- Our Leader at the Bronze:Beta, Mar. 28, 2003
1-100 101-200 201-300 301-400 401-500 501-600 VIP Minions
| #1 | Molly (officially named by Drew Goddard) |
| #2 | Dachelle (also officially named by Drew Goddard and the object of Our Leader's hopeless affections) |
| #3 | Halfrek (to whom Drew Goddard graciously posted) |
| #4 | JKSWonder |
| #5 | Triana |
| #6 | ErinSpud |
| #7 | Oblivia |
| #8 | Serina (the overlooked one who reserves the right to withdraw her Minionship if she doesn't like what Drew writes) |
| #9 | Seniorslayer (to whom Drew briefly posted) |
| #10 | Fantasma |
| #11 | The Confused One |
| #12 | Rufus (the uncooperative Minion) |
| #13 | Watchers_Council_Member |
| #14 | Ferol |
| #15 | Princess of Darkness |
| #16 | Tennis7723 |
| #17 | Little Fear Demon |
| #18 | Crayon Breaky |
| #19 | Garnet |
| #20 | Shameless |
| #21 | SlayerNextDoor |
| #22 | Amarra |
| #23 | |
| #24 | Mar |
| #25 | CarpeDi |
| #26 | Kwinakian |
| #27 | Manatree |
| #28 | Y_slaybelle |
| #29 | Redwitch |
| #30 | Watcher's Pet |
| #31 | Lazy Girl |
| #32 | Angel Rain |
| #33 | Lance Stallings |
| #34 | kathypg |
| #35 | Kessie |
| #36 | corsa_am |
| #37 | AussieBullDog |
| #38 | Syrdarya |
| #39 | Bufidiot |
| #40 | OldManFan |
| #41 | Thoin |
| #42 | IAMMYSELF |
| #43 | Kay |
| #44 | darcie |
| #45 | Yelowsub |
| #46 | chokevalle |
| #47 | puckles |
| #48 | Lumily |
| #49 | midgeglass |
| #50 | Athalus |
| #51 | Vamp Harmony |
| #52 | HiddenSky |
| #53 | anyas_wrath |
| #54 | kelkel |
| #55 | eirefaerie |
| #56 | superZONic |
| #57 | Patches_J |
| #58 | Neka |
| #59 | shadowomyn |
| #60 | Davey Sparks |
| #61 | Bell |
| #62 | P.M. Marcontell |
| #63 | Mr. Dicey Semantics |
| #64 | strangestgirl |
| #65 | ostentatious |
| #66 | bladewhedlor |
| #67 | Liam Digby |
| #68 | Denise |
| #69 | The Partyman |
| #70 | saffron |
| #71 | victor infante |
| #72 | Astra |
| #73 | Puzzled |
| #74 | Calder |
| #75 | sarah kj |
| #76 | Leaf |
| #77 | Vestip |
| #78 | undeadenglishpatient |
| #79 | Diva Stardust |
| #80 | AllyV |
| #81 | Love's Bitter Pill |
| #82 | swsa |
| #83 | AndeeH |
| #84 | Kaliyuga |
| #85 | Hr. Holm |
| #86 | shortie |
| #87 | Aud |
| #88 | nephalim |
| #89 | Shuggie_UK |
| #90 | Fiat Lux |
| #91 | L.C. Sulla |
| #92 | XanFan32 |
| #93 | aileen |
| #94 | sassyeggs |
| #95 | ektagraph |
| #96 | newt |
| #97 | Dani Kin |
| #98 | tasha |
| #99 | On the Hellmouth |
| #100 | calla |