Is Drew real/is Drew a pseudonym of Joss Whedon?

This may be the most-asked Drew question there is.  Leaving aside existentialist questions about the nature of existence, we here at the Minions of Ultimate Drew are pretty darn sure that Drew is real, evidenced by his posts at the Beta and references to him by other Mutant Enemy employees as well as actual physical contact with him by several Minions.  While Drew might be the result of a group hallucination, we're convinced that's not the case.

How tall is Drew anyways?

The Ultimate One is 6'5".

Is Drew married/seeing anyone?

Sorry ladies, but Drew does have a very nice and attractive girlfriend, and sadly, it's not me. 

Can I bear Drew's children?

Take a number and get in line.

Did Drew write Anya's song in "Selfless"?

No. Drew revealed that Joss Whedon composed "Mrs" during his posting session at the Bronze:Beta after the episode aired.

Which parts of "Conversations with Dead People" did Drew write?

According to Drew in his Succubus Club interview, he wrote the Andrew/Jonathan scenes. Jane Espenson wrote the Dawn scenes, and Joss Whedon and Marti Noxon did uncredited work in the Buffy/Holden and Willow/Cassie scenes, respectively.

What is the name of the song in "Conversations with Dead People" and who sings it?

The song is called "Blue," and was co-written by Joss Whedon. The singer is Angie Hart of the band Splendid. You can find an MP3 of the song .

What was the Minion shout-out in "Lies My Parents Told Me"?

The shout-out is in the cemetery scene between Giles and Buffy, when Buffy tells Giles that the other day she gave an inspirational speech to the telephone repairman. This is a reference to Drew's Minion address where he gives the example of mentioning his name to "a telephone repairman of some sort."

What is Drew doing after Buffy? Will he be writing for Angel?

Drew will be on the staff of Angel next season. The show remains in its regular timeslot Wednesday nights at 8 p.m. Central on the WB network.

How can I get in touch with Drew?

The best way to contact Drew is to post to him when he visits the .  Otherwise, you may use the snail mail address provided on the Contact Info page. Please remember that Drew cannot read fanfic or scripts submitted to him. If you have an interview request, you can and I will pass it on to Drew. It often takes Drew some time to get back to me with an answer, so be patient!

What are the requirements of being a Minion?

Wearing your shiny Minion number and standard orange robe, performing the Minion handshake when greeting a fellow Minion, and spreading the Light, the Truth, and the Way of Drew Goddard.  Wednesday goat sacrifice to Our Leader is optional, but encouraged.